如果男人也来大姨妈，世界可能大不同

爱思英语编者按：如果有那么一天，我会为正在痛经的男朋友，热切地递上一杯白开水。

1. If all men had periods they would no longer be taboo.
大姨妈将不再成为禁忌话题。

2. Tampon packaging would change drastically; no longer would they be in soft blue and pink boxes.
姨妈巾包装将告别粉红粉蓝小清新。

3. Marketers wouldn’t shy away from the idea of blood; in fact, they would embrace it.
流血将不再成为污点，而是卖点。

4. Period pants wouldn’t just be your oldest pair of granny knickers. They would be specially designed with useful pockets and a waistband made to be displayed.
姨妈内裤将从大妈裤衩升级为功能型装b神器，配备姨妈巾小口袋和炫酷腰带。

5. There would be constant TV adverts for different types of period-pain medication, all featuring scientists.
各路砖家推荐的痛经药广告将霸占黄金档。

6. Period sex would be encouraged. Special non-staining sheets would be sold, and research on its health benefits would be commissioned.
“闯红灯”将被大力推崇，其健康价值将成为科研热点，当然防污床单也将成为热销品。

7. PMS would be taken very seriously, and people would be let off for minor crimes if they committed them while menstruating.
经前综合征将被认真看待，甚至成为减罪依据。抢银行了？都是月经惹的祸！

8. No one would call it “Aunt Flow” or “that time of the month” any more – synonyms would be about WAR and CLEVER CULTURAL REFERENCES.
再也没有“大姨妈”“每个月总有哪几天”这样娘的隐喻，而用血腥和暴力替代，例如

9. Men wouldn’t hide their tampons when they went to the toilet. Some men would even choose to display them in a specially designed tampon sash.
姨妈巾再也不用藏着掖着，要像红领巾一样飘在胸前。设计师卫生棉条肩带也将成为时尚男士的首选。

10. If all men had periods there would probably be the Periolympics, where men would measure who could period the most.
世界上可能会存在“月经奥林匹克”，比看看谁能来最长时间。

11. If all men had periods we would celebrate them!
如果男人都来月经，我们一定会为此庆祝三天三夜！

那如果这个世界上只剩下男人会来月经呢？