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爆笑英语笑话两则

2019-12-19 10:14[趣味英语] 来源:互联网 评论:0条

  很多英语国家在漫长的历史中,广泛流传着很多经典的幽默小笑话。今天,小编为大家准备了两则经典的英语笑话,给大家来分享一下,希望大家开心一笑,一起来看看吧!

  These Are My Jeans

  After going on a diet,a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.

  “Look,look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans again.”

  Her husband looked at her for a long time,when said,“Honey,I love you,but these are my jeans.”

  那是我的裤子!

  一个妇女在减肥一段时间后自我感觉特别好——特别是当她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上的牛仔裤时。她跑下楼冲她丈夫喊道:“快看,快看。我又能穿上以前的裤子了。”她丈夫看了她好一会儿,然后说:“亲爱的,我爱你。但那是我的裤子。”

  All I do is pay

  "My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary."

  "Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your position?"

  "I'm the people. All I do is pay."

  我要做的一切就是付钱

  布朗先生告诉同事说:“我的家简直就象一个国家一样。我妻子

  是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长,我女儿是外交秘书。”

  “听上去挺有意思的,”他的同事说,“那你的职务是什么呢?”

  “我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。”

  怎么样,看完了这篇文章,同学们有没有开怀一笑呢?喜欢就赶快收藏起来吧~


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