Bingo Winner
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This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off. One day his wife came home with a diamond neckless. The guy asked: "Where did you get that?" His wife replied: "I won it at bingo." The next night she came home with a mink coat. The guy asked: "Where did you get that?" His wife replied: "I won it at bingo." The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz. The guy asked: "Where did you get that?" His wife replied: "I won it at bingo. Please go upstairs and run my bath for me." His wife came upstairs to find a very small amount of water in the tub. The wife asked: "How come you put so little water in the tub?" The guy replied: "I didn't want you to wet your bingo card". |
