英语笑话大全

Palmist: The life line in your hand tells that you will die in a year.Customer: Good gracious! In a year?Palmist: Yes, but I can't say in which.手相...

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!牙医：请不要再叫了，我都还没有挨着你的牙齿啊！病人：但是，...

A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce. "I don't understand," He said, "Why do you want a divorce ...

Life is cruel to men. When they are born, their mothers get the compliments and flowers. When they are married, their brides get the presents and publ...

Mr. Brown came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire.He called to the hostler（马夫） to fetch a peck of oysters, and give the...

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he u...

"We have a skunk（臭鼬） in the basement," shrieked（尖叫） the caller to the police dispatcher（调度员）. "How can we get it out?""Take s...

Boy: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"Girl: "It's in the phone book."Boy: "But I don't know your na...

Stopping in an unfamiliar barber shop for a shave, a young playboy took a fancy to the manicure（修指甲） gril and suggested dinner and a show that evening...

The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for his recovery. For six months, he had been sitting at his typewriter pounding...