英语笑话大全

There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone who can make my horse laugh will have all the drinks they want on the house. So thi...

This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have a look at an elephant and the kid just stares at it in fascination. Eventually ...

Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse and threw it to Fido, the family dog. When asked why by her former employer, sh...

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and ha...

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring...

Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town in northern Idaho, when a local rancher walks in carrying a wolf pelt."Good wo...

A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head.The bar attendant asks. "what's that on your head?The frog says. "I don't know, it ...

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and cr...

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In co...

One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil, then stopped...