英语笑话大全

Talking clockWhile proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den（私室，贼窝） . What is the big brass gong（锣）...

Gardening Glove For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening,...

S.O.B. My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. At a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for mothe...

Midway TacticsThree competing store owners rented adjoining（毗连的） shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem（故意的伤害罪，蓄意的破坏） to ensue.The retailer on t...

Is he dying? A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, ...

CreativeApplying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications（资格证书，职位要求） . Asked about additional schooling and ...

Paddy There was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own, on which he bestowed the name of Paddy, and loved mightily. He was v...

What's your name?A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before,so he began:My name is...

Doctor Swift and the boyA wealthy old lady who lived near Dr. Swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant. Dr. Swift took her presents...

Clean Glass Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past t...