英语笑话大全

Caught stealing 当场擒获小偷 A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, &quo...

Automotive horror 极速恐怖 As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning...

Bad relationships 糟糕的关系 Two ladies were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said,两个女人逛商场的时候讨论起她们的家庭生活，一个说道："Seems like ...

Heard on a public bus 公交车上的声明 Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando.奥兰多公车上的声明。“When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head ...

Psychological Test 心理学测试 The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.一位刚刚做完一场有关心理健康讲座的心理学指导老师，正...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 为什么太阳能把头发晒浅，却能把皮肤晒黑？Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?为什么你从来没见过头版头条写！算命师...

男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？） 女：Actually I＇d rather have the money.（不必，我很有钱。） 男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？） 女：Why? Don＇t you already ...

Bring me the winner 给我那个打赢的吧 Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。We...

Egg Donor 鸡蛋捐赠人 One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A l...

Dead turtle 死去的乌龟 "Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his ha...