英语笑话大全

Thank Goodness! Father: What did you say? Emma: I said yes -- then she said, “Thank goodness!“ 谢天谢地! 埃玛：老师问我是不是家里的独生女儿？ 父亲：你怎么说的？ 埃玛：我说是的 －然后她说：谢天谢地!“...

Sharing the Apples Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. "Share them with your sister," she said. So Harry ga...

For the Dog The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter. "My son has left quite a lot of meat ...

To Buy a Video Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video. "I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother. But o...

Compliment "Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison abo...

Englishman Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. T...

The Fourth Element Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ... Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what...

The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they...

I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan....

Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to...