英语笑话大全

A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said...

Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three en...

A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he ...

A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates.Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit entrance intoHeaven?" The lawyer thought a...

A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial -- a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, &qu...

This guy was sitting in his attorney's office. His lawyer said, "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?""Give me the ...

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date.The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that...

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man...

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawy...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on brigh...