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The Pope arrives at JFK and he's met at a baggage claim by a driver in a bad suit and a clip-on tie, holding a hand-lettered sign that says, "...

God offered his tablet of commandments to the world. He first approached the Italians. "What commandments do you offer?" they said. He answe...

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster a...

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any pant...

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuc...

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "W...

Matthew goes into a confessional box and says "Bless me father for I have sinned, I have been with a loose woman." The Priest says "is ...

Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up next...

A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, “Jesus is watching you“. Thinking it was just his imagination, he conti...

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself ar...