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A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list. "Lady," he explained, "I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still ne...

A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden. "I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato," sai...

Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon. Later he came home with the pizza, and the co...

A priest at a parochial school, wanting to point out the proper behavior for church, was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules that their parents...

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She...

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the b...

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes...

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!"...

When Suzy got home, she told her dad that she got a 100 in school. Her dad told her to sit down and tell him all about it.She said, "Well, I got ...

After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holidays. One small boy wrote the following... " We always used to...