英语笑话大全

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clotheshorse!Why do pigs never recover from illness?Be...

Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?'I see bacon's going up'!Who tells chicken jokes?C...

What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could fl...

Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play the slop machine!What is a pigs favorite ballet?Swine...

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?An animal that grows down as it grows up!Why did Bo...

What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the head!What's the best way to make a bull sweat?Put him in a tight jumper!What do you call a...

Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An eskimoo!What do...

Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he'd rather go to the movies!What's blue and has big ears?An elephant at the North P...

Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Because they've no pockets to put things in!Why did t...

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn."W...