英语笑话大全

This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father. His father was real...

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. O...

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated ...

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The fathe...

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard ...

"Oh, no!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could hav...

A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves The first child stands and...

Little Johnny, Billy and Tommy were walking home from school one warm spring day. As they were cutting through the alleys and backyards, they happened...

A little boy and his dad were walking down the street whan they saw two dogs having sex. The little boy asks his father: "Daddy, what are they do...

One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine unti...