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301
Okay, everybody, listen up. 302
I wanna know it all, everything. 303
Olsen, I wanna see photos of him
everywhere. No, I want the photos. 304
Sports, how are they gonna get
that plane out of the stadium? 305
Travel, where did he go?
Was he on vacation? If so, where? 306
Gossip, has he met somebody?
Fashion, is that a new suit? 307
Health, has he gained weight?
What's he been eating? 308
Business, how is this gonna affect
the stock market? Long-term, short-term. 309
Politics, does he still stand for truth,
justice, all that stuff? Lifestyle: 310
"Superman Returns." 311
Come on. 312
Gil, how many F's in "catastrophic"? 313
None. What's the usage? 314
"This mysterious electromagnetic pulse
knocked out portable devices... 315
...and entire power grids,
causing a catastrophic event during..." 316
- Lois!
- Yes. 317
In my office. 318
This goes for everyone. 319
The story isn't the blackout,
it's Superman! 320
The story is the EMP, chief. 321
Every electronic device
on the East Coast goes dark. 322
- First, are you okay?
- Yes, thank you. 323
Lois, three things sell papers:
tragedy, sex and Superman. 324
People are sick of tragedy, we know
you can't write worth a damn about sex. 325
That means one thing. That one thing
is Superman. And you know it, Lois. 326
Lois? 327
- Are you all right? You sure?
- Yeah. 328
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Thank God. 329
- Where's Jason?
- I don't know. Isn't he with you? 330
- No.
- Well, where is he? 331
Hi. 332
Hello. 333
Who are you? 334
I'm Clark Kent, an old friend of
your mom's from before you were born. 335
Really? She never mentioned you. 336
Really? Never? 337
- No.
- Jason. 338
- What are you doing here, honey?
- Daddy's office is boring. 339
Daddy's office is boring? 340
Clark, hey! Welcome back. 341
- I see you've already met the munchkin.
- Yeah, we were just talking... 342
- Did you take vitamins? Eye drops?
- Yes. Yes. 343
- Albuterol? Poly-Vi-Flor?
- Yes. Yes, Mom. 344
Good boy. He's a little fragile,
but he's gonna grow up... 345
...to be big and strong
like his dad, won't you? 346
- Yes?
- Yes. 347
Oh, I saw you on the... 348
Oh, yeah. That was nothing. 349
- Hey, can I borrow your stapler?
- Oh, yeah. 350
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