Elephant Sandwich 大象三明治

The customs official blocks a traveller, and ask him whether take should pay customs duties a product.

"Have no." The traveller answers a way.

"Are you affirmative to have no?"

"Certainly."

"So what's the matter with the elephant with bread slices clipping on its ears?"

"Sir, it's completely my own business to clip things in my sandwich!"

海关官员拦住一位旅客，并问他是否带有应报关物品。

“没有。”旅客答道。

“您肯定没有么？”

“当然。”

“那么你身后的这头耳朵上夹着面包片的大象是怎么回事？”

“先生，我的三明治里夹什么东西完全是我自己的事！”