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My hands shake

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Three old guys are sitting around complaining.

The first guy says, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I almost cut my ear off."

The second guy says, "My hands shake so bad that when I ate breakfast today, I spilled half my coffee on my toast."

The third guy says, "My hands shake so bad that the last time I went to pee I came taking my cock out."

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