英语笑话大全

A college student was taking a pre-Christmas examination.As he couldn't answer some questions, he complained and wrote the complaint on the examin...

A woman was hit by a man in a junction（交叉点）. The man said she was to blame. The woman protested that it wasn't her fault.But a witness said, "...

A bright boy left his family, going to new York to seek his fortune. None of his family seemed to doubt that he would gain success and wealth.Several ...

Once a traveler wanted to visit Springfield by train. He went up to a ticket window and said to the conductor, "I want a ticket for Springfield.&...

An old couple were very saving. As a result they had a beautifully furnished house. One day the old woman missed her husband. She called out: "Ol...

A man went to London to visit a friend. He stayed far longer than was expected. A week passed, he still made no attempt to leave.At last his friend ga...

A woman was dissatisfied with her next-door neighbor. She told her friend that the neighbor was a poor housekeeper, her house was not clean and her ch...

It was half pass three. The doctor just lay down to have a nap when he heard a loud knock on the door. He got up and asked the man at the door: "...

One day a minister went to visit a home in his new parish.A little boy was playing in the living room. Before his mother came downstairs to greet the ...

At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father was appalled（惊骇的）, "A son of mine on the stage? It's a d...