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We were gathered together, all ten of us, for our widowed mother's 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and sav...

A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal（婚姻的） relat...

"Hey, let me get on." a man shouted at the passengers on the bus."It's too crowded. You had better wait for the next bus." a p...

A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer."Imitate birds," the man said."Are you kiddin...

The customs official blocks a traveller, and ask him whether take should pay customs duties a product."Have no." The traveller answers a way...

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy（粗笨的）, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by the flight attendant, he finally managed ...

A sick man was about to die. The doctor decided to tell him the truth.He looked down at the sick man and said: "I think you would like to know th...

A new firm arranged to employ a secretary. The manager decided to hold a psychological test for choosing a good one.Three girls had applied for the po...

A man said to his friend, "I'm bothered with time-wasting callers." His friend said, "Why don't you try my plan to deal with th...

Mr.Brown lives in a small town, but then he gets a job in a big city and moves there with his wife and his two children. On the first Sunday in their ...