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送给女友的礼物
2023-12-05Present for Girlfriend送给女友的礼物 At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her na...
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笑看绅士拍苍蝇
2023-12-05A Nail Or A Fly?钉子还是苍蝇？An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there ...
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研究生和本科生
2023-12-05Difference区 别"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering cou...
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圣诞节购物太早
2023-12-05Early Shopper采购过早It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he aske...
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超精明的走私犯
2023-12-05A Smugglar走私犯The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised...
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只能听一面之辞
2023-12-05One Side of the Case一面之辞A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. 一位法官问我们这群修补陪审员是否有人应...
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英文幽默：男女有别(爆笑)
2023-12-05FUTURE 未来A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 女人直到找到丈夫前都在担心未来；男人直到找到妻...
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[搞笑短信] 爱因斯坦也难看
2023-12-05Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！注：这句话言外之意是：难看怎么了，像爱因斯坦那样的伟人长相也难看呢！虽然你也很难看吧，没有什么大不了的。此句重点在一个too”（也...
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[搞笑短信] 我们偎依在一起
2023-12-051 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL ...
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[搞笑短信] 渴望你会爱上我
2023-12-05You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。注：fall from 意为从...