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On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To...

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marri...

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voi...

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marr...

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. “Awww, look at the dead birdie,“ she says ...

I think that I'm a chickenPsychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?P...

Who Is the Laziest?Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class? To...

Things Have Been Okay.A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son,who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the ...

I don't even know that woman A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman siting on a bench, passionately kissing."Why don'...

Much WorsePoliceman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four...