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Knights & Nights 黑暗时代
2023-12-05Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages? Betty: Because they had so many knights.中文：老师：为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢？贝蒂：因为那时有许多骑士。（英文中的骑士和...
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他为什么喊 Why Howling
2023-12-05Why Is He HowlingDentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!中文：牙医：请你不要再...
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总感到口渴 Always Thirsty
2023-12-05"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me.""That's terrible!" said the fri...
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喜欢炸鸡Teacher & Student
2023-12-05Teacher and StudentIn class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best,...
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上帝不聋但奶奶聋 Be Deaf
2023-12-05God and GrandmaTwo young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayer...
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父亲在哪Where's the father
2023-12-05Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings ar...
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浪费还是节约Waste or Save
2023-12-05Waste or Save? Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you...
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怎样把口香糖取出来？
2023-12-05How do I get the gum out?Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane l...
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凯特的礼物 A Present
2023-12-05A Present Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I've got a ...
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一个有效的方法Useful Way
2023-12-05A Useful Way Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. Father: What's that got to do with it? Jack: I...