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The Crowded StoreIt was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line t...

Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.Husband: I wish that too, so I...

Do You Know My Work？　One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes． 　 Two men stood outside and ...

Bedtime PrayersJulie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,“ she said, “Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy.“Her ...

Stupid QuestionDan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, &q...

Why he couldn't leave?There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting, but as time went on, he became...

A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed the Declaration of Independence?"He said, "Damn if I know."She w...

One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy, what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the mome...

The SwimmerThe teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.Johnny laughed."Do you doubt that a good s...

A young business man had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to ...