英语笑话大全

When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule prohibited children under 12 from visiting patients. Our 11 －year －old seemed ...

There's the sad story of the poor guy who was in a terrible motorcycle accident. When he came out from under the anesthetic(麻药）, the doctor was le...

在一次英语课上，老师出了一道题叫同学们举手回答，同学甲”什么也不懂，但他想在老师面前炫耀一番，赶忙问同桌答案是什么。同桌答曰sorry, I don't kown”。 甲自以为得矣得矣，连忙举手。老师一看，连忙叫他回答，甲环顾四周，面带微笑的对老师说sorry I d...

一次为一个初中小孩搞家教，在其英语课本上发现如下恐怖字眼： 爸死（bus) 爷死（yes) 哥死（girls） 妹死（Mis?)...... 死光（school）...

前台小姐：hello.”你好老外：hi.”嗨 前台小姐：you have what thing？”你有什么事？ 老外：can you speak english？”你能讲英语吗？ 前台小姐：if i not speak english, i am sp...

HospitalityThe hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quie...

A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothin...

Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pi...

Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily. One day ...

A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her s...