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Smart Blonde
2023-12-05A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired...
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My Lexus!
2023-12-05A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he opened the door a truck came...
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Need a new lawyer
2023-12-05Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser. When the prosecutors see your law...
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Knowing the facts
2023-12-05The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an exa...
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Advice from lawyers
2023-12-05George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny's mind ...
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Merry Christmas law
2023-12-05Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsibl...
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Learning a lesson
2023-12-05A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned...
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Demise of a partner
2023-12-05One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heave...
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You're a lawyer if
2023-12-05You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words l...
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Halls of Justice
2023-12-05A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at his house.Climbing in, he told the driver to ta...