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After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carribean resort. While relaxing on the beach, he was ...

Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the world so that it was not fair, and you made it so that most people wo...

A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them,&q...

A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along. The attorney had bristled at th...

A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an e...

"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition.Banging his gavel loudly,...

When there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty;When there are too many soldiers, there can be no peace;When there are too many lawyers, th...

A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was wo...

A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith."I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the nervous lawyer."No problem, I should ...

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1: It only takes one lawyer to cha...