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There were these two not so bright guys who had to get across the desert. Since they didn't have enough money for a car they decided to buy a came...

There were three guys hitchiking along the roads of a plain, boring field because their car overheated from the long drive. Exhausted, hungry, and thi...

A Pole and a Chezck go bear hunting. When they don't come back their friend go looking for them.They find two tracks leading into the wood and fol...

A panda walks into a pub and sits down for a drink. While he's downing his pint, he looks across and sees a beautiful woman at the end of the bar,...

A young newly married couple inherited a parrot from an aged relative. This parrot was very talkative, and was forever informing visitors as to what w...

A homeless man stops at a farmhouse to beg to spend the night. The farmer answers the door and says "Sure, we can put you up." The vagrant w...

There were these two rabbits, Barry and Fred. They were being tested in a laboratory and after a few losses of hair and half of their teeth missing th...

A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk. When ...

The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best book on elephants.The British submited a dry historical account “The Elephant and ...

Three guys sitting in a bar around a log fire with their dogs, and get talkin' about them. First one says "My dog is called woodworker.. go w...