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During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little an...

A man rushed into the veterinarian's office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet examined the dog's still, limp body and sadly inf...

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back ...

A butcher in his shop, and he's real busy, and he notices a dog in the shop. He shoos him away. But later, he notices the dog is back again. So he...

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire...

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship t...

There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. "But," he said to the salesperson, &q...

A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?&...

There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight withou...

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.The little boy asked why he wore his collar ...