英语笑话大全

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of tho...

The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know h...

One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sens...

One day God was looking down to earth and saw all the evil going on. He decided to send an angel down to earth to check it out. So, he called on a fem...

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, t...

The Pope was having a state visit with the Queen of England, when they decided they should make an appearance together. They came out onto the balcony...

A Highway Trooper is surprised to find a nun behind the wheel of the car he has pulled over. "I'm terribly sorry maam but its not safe to do ...

Marty & Jane were driving home after an expensive - yet bland - dinner. Since Marty's minor heart attack 15 years ago, Jane had kept her hubby...

A clergyman, walking down a country lane, sees a young farmer struggling to reload a cart that had lost its load of hay. “You look hot, my son,“ said ...

A minister passed a group of teenaged boys sitting on the church lawn. "Evening, boys. What are you doing?" "Nothing much, Pastor,"...