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There was this little boy with no arms. He wanted to ring the church bell on Sundays so he went to talk to the preacher. The preacher didn't know ...

A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, “Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost.““What do you mean almost?“ question the pr...

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one t...

Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit (groan) on a hot day. So about a half hour la...

A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He offe...

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “if I he...

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special re...

There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says, "ok, do your sins, come back, and I&...

God is tired, worn out. So he speaks to St. Peter, "You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go?" St. Peter, thinking...

A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, “No charge. I conside...