英语笑话大全

A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer.A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him stop at the corner and asked, "...

A grandfather was walking past his young granddaughter's room one night when he saw her kneeling beside her bed, with head bowed and hands folded,...

The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes.When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting abs...

A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his ...

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she comme...

A frustrated father vented, "When I was a youngster, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper. But in my son's room, he has ...

A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens & 2 girl...

An 8-year-old girl went outside to find her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"The father was surprised t...

After a church service on Sunday Morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow u...

A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, “Who am I?“Ready to play the game, she said,“I don't know! Who a...