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A new student had joined the class and the teacher asked him if he knew his numbers."Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."&q...

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and conten...

Two elderly ladies were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed. The daughter of the family was with them, on ...

Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit.Her seven-year-old niece was watching as...

A young couple was expecting a visit from the pastor of their church. They wanted everything to go smoothly, but their two year old son was just getti...

A teacher asked one of her pupils, “What's the nation's capital?“The reply was, “Washington DC.“On being asked what the 'DC' stood for...

I don't think I'll ever have a mother's intuition. My sister left me alone in a restaurant with my 10-month-old nephew.I said, "What ...

As a three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left one was on the right foot.She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wron...

"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The...

Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately need...