英语笑话大全

Whats the difference between a womans paycheck and her periods? Well...: They come once a month, They get her stressed, And if one don't come...SH...

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he...

A lovely lady walks into a Mercedes dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the ...

A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they’r...

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly she got in her divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up...

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and beg...

One day while walking through the Garden of Eden, Adam looked up to the Heavens and spoke to God. "Father this place is great, but there is one t...

1.I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. 2.Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it. 3.Remember my name - you'll be screamin...

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in 'Deliverance') 9. There's a slight difference in our ...

A girl walked up to the information desk in her local hospital and said, "I need to see the upturn, please." "I think, you mean the ...