英语笑话大全

A little old lady told a friend of mine the other day when they were standing in line together that all she had ever wanted to have in life was four a...

A teacher was trying to get one of her students to understand a math problem by asking him this: If there are 3 birds on a powerline and a man shot on...

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one.Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt....

A seventeen-year-old girl goes to see her mom and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugst...

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and s...

A Lady walks into a Mercedes dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine le...

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see wha...

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him an...

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that ...

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. Surprised, the pharmacist asks, "Madam, what do you want with arsenic?&qu...