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The Patriot and the Banker
2023-12-05A PATRIOT who had taken office poor and retired rich was introduced at a bank where he desired to open an account. "With pleasure," said the...
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The Self-Made Monkey
2023-12-05A MAN of humble birth and no breading, who held a high political office, was passing through a forest, when he met a Monkey. "I take it you are o...
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A Flourishing Industry
2023-12-05“ARE the industries of this country in a flourishing condition?“ asked a Traveller from a Foreign Land of the first man he met in America. “Splendid!“...
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A Needless Labour
2023-12-05AFTER waiting many a weary day to revenge himself upon a Lion for some unconsidered manifestation of contempt, a Skunk finally saw him coming, and pos...
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The Appropriate Memorial
2023-12-05A HIGH Public Functionary having died, the citizens of his town held a meeting to consider how to honour his memory, and an Other High Public Function...
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The Desperate Object
2023-12-05A DISHONEST Gain was driving in its luxurious carriage through its private park, when it saw something which frantically and repeatedly ran against a ...
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Two of the Pious
2023-12-05A CHRISTIAN and a Heathen in His Blindness were disputing, when the Christian, with that charming consideration which serves to distinguish the truly ...
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The Debaters
2023-12-05A HURLED-BACK Allegation, which, after a brief rest, had again started forth upon its mission of mischief, met an Ink-stand in mid-air. "How did ...
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A Revivalist Revived
2023-12-05A REVIVALIST who had fallen dead in the pulpit from too violent religious exercise was astonished to wake up in Hades. He promptly sent for the Advers...
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The Fabulist and the Animals
2023-12-05A WISE and illustrious Writer of Fables was visiting a travelling menagerie with a view to collecting literary materials. As he was passing near the E...