英语冷笑话：你娶了我的妈妈

Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.
小男孩：爸爸，我想结婚。

Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?
爸爸打趣地问道：噢!谁是你心中合适的人选?

Little boy: Grandma.
小男孩：奶奶。

Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?
爸爸：等一下，你认为我会让你娶我的妈妈?

Little boy: Why not? You married mine.
小男孩：为什么不?你娶了我的妈妈。