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Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede n...

The girl found the go-between and said, “You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?“ “I have told you. “ s...

Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a...

A husband said to his wife, “ Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?“ “Well,“ his wife answered at once.“ The reason is very simple. Go...

Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays. He usually went to the seaside, but one year he s...

A boy cried to his mother, “All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head.“ “Don't listen to them,“ his mother said, “You have a bea...

Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: “Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay.“ “ I' m a great salesman.“ Harry told himself.“ I can se...

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those wo...

One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said “Da-Dy“ to the baby m...

Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks...