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A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, “Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay the...

Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of “the one that got away“. But there came a day when he actually caught two e...

I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain that the signatur...

A preacher was asked to give a talk at a local women's health symposium. His wife asked about his topic, but he was too embarrassed to admit that ...

At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling at me. Now ...

At the cleaner's, I noticed the sign “In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. “ so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. “it won&...

Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. “Let's go to the f...

Although I had never met him, I knew that my grandfather had been five feet, six inches tall, while my stately grandmother stood five feet, eleven inc...

Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the son ride his nec...

One day Mel Martin stopped by the chambers of a judge with whom he had lunch appointment. As his friend changed from robe jacket, Martin noticed a shi...