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A bureaucrat was hiking when he came upon a shepherd tending a large flock. The bureaucrat took a fancy to the sheep and asked the shepherd, “If I can...

I accompanied my eight-month-pregnant wife to her monthly checkup . We boarded the hospital's elevator to go to the appropriate floor. The only ot...

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you . “ The f...

While I was talking to a parent of one of my third-grade students, another teacher walked by. The mother, remarking how beautiful the woman was, said,...

When I was approaching 50, I announced to my three grown children that I no longer wanted to celebrate my birthday and that they could phone me instea...

My husband ordered home delivery of our local newspaper. Because we live in rural area where no street numbers are used, I was concerned that the carr...

When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident. “I ...

While sitting on the bleachers during my youngest son's baseball game, I overheard another mother talking about her three-year-old daughter, who w...

One of my fellow midshipmen at the U. S. Naval Academy was performing poorly in class and reported to his company officer for counseling., “Your marks...

A salesman was chatting with the owner of a motel.“Business is terrible,“ said the motel owner. 'Really bad.“ “But every time I drive by here you...