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An old hunter moved to a new place. He got lost in the wood several times. A friend told him to buy a pocket compass and explained its use to him. But...

When the sick man entered the consulting room, the doctor smiled and said: "I am glad to see that you look much better today.""Yes, I f...

A: "What's the purpose of the propeller?"B: "To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!&q...

Someone asked a little boy: "Is a pound of lead heavier than a pound of feathers?" The boy quickly replied: "Of course it is."When...

Man: Doctor, I'm getting very forgetful.Doctor: I see, Mr. Brown. Won't you take a chair?Man: Thanks, take a what?Doctor: A chair. Now, when d...

One summer, two men, who had come to the country for their holidays.They were walking in an orchard. They saw that all the trees were bending under a ...

Mr Jones had a few day's holiday, so he said, "I am going to go to the mountains by train."He put on his best clothes, took a small bag,...

"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and ...

At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him a...

A man was telling friends how first-aid classes had prepared him for an emergency."I saw a woman hit by a car," he said, "She had a bro...