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A family moved from the city to the suburbs, and were told they ought to get a watchdog to guard their house.So they bought the largest dog available ...

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a ...

ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye.CANNIBAL:Someon...

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender f...

One morning Mrs. Ferdinand said to her husband: "Roger, there's a meeting at Mrs. Young's house at lunch time today, and I want to go to ...

While Milgrom waited at the airport to board his plane, he noticed a computer scale that would give your weight and a fortune.He dropped a quarter in ...

Presented before you are two letters between an employee and his boss.The Employee:Dear Bo$$, A$ all of u$ have red from the new$paper$, the $ingapore...

One night Jack Evans, along with his 3 university friends went out drinkinig till late night, as many college students are prone to do, and didn't...

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed...

A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center of the i...