英语笑话大全

A traveling salesman had to walk so much that his feet often hurt. His doctor told him that salt water was the best thing for them, so the salesman de...

A sick man received a visit from his doctor, who asked him how he was."Fairly well, doctor," said he, "but I find I sweat a great deal....

Dotty（薄弱的，精神不定的）Aunt Muriel received a letter one morning. While reading it, she burst onto tears."What's the matter?" asked her compani...

A married couple was planning to go on vacation in Key West, Florida. The man went down first, while the wife was finishing up a business meeting in N...

An old man died and left his son a lot of money. But the son was a foolish young man, and he quickly spent all the money, so that soon he had nothing ...

"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to sc...

There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room ...

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!Mrs. Brown: It's no use, m...

A brunette（深色的）, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women decide to hide in three ...

Mr. Brown arrived for work an hour late. His clothes were torn and tattered. He was banged and bruised, and he had one arm in a sling. His boss was pu...