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Dinosaur #1: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?Dinosaur #2: What is an economist?Dinosaur #1: A flunkie mathematician who trie...

A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hoped to attend the following autumn.As he was walking across the Quad, he stopped a ...

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much....

Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT," so t...

Uncle Sam and Osama decided to settle the whole war with a dogfight. They would each have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog and whoever's dog...

A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of hi...

Q: How many men does it take to put in a light bulb?A: Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out....

Mr. Jones had a few days' holiday, so he said, "I'm going to go to the mountains by train."He put on his best clothes, took a small ...

One day, on 9/9/99, a man woke up at 9:09 a.m. in the morning, jumped on Bus #99 and went to his favorite restaurant on 9th Street. When the cashier r...

Q: How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?A: Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the other 8 hold up the mirrors....