英语笑话大全

A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest, and made an appointment with the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two w...

A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. "But officer," the man said, "I can explain.""Just be quiet,"...

“Waitress,“ shouted the impatient diner, “do I have to sit here and starve all night?““no, sir, we close at nine o'clock.“服务员，”用餐者不耐烦地叫道，我必须...

Son: Why are hen's legs so short?Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when l...

I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer.Good evening, he said, may I speak with Le...

One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him: There are birds' eggs on that tree. Will you get them for us please...

One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers...

There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, “Herman, be careful! I just h...

While making a long, dull speech, a politician received a great deal of heckling（诘问） from the gallery. Secondly, someone threw a cabbage（卷心菜，脑袋） onto ...

A man is walking by an insane asylum（精神病院） and hears all the residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen!" Quite curious about all this, he find...