英语笑话大全

The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket. He then reached into his pocket and pulled out ...

The shopkeeper was dismayed（吃惊） when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.He was h...

Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, “What's the t...

A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed the Declaration of Independence?"He said, "Damn if I know."She w...

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Bl...

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marr...

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?Patient: Ever since I was an eg...

Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping.When the plane landed, one of the passenge...

An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and aske...

Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the vi...