英语笑话大全

Mr. Smith was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this proc...

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a ...

A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus（河马）, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, t...

Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will ...

A Newspaper carried this classified ad, "The man who picked up my wallet on Market Street was recognized." He is requested to return it.A fe...

Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy（吝啬的） and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town."Let’s g...

A wealthy matron（主妇，保姆） is so proud of a valuable antique（古董） vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several pa...

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.The inspector decides to give Tom...

A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering（蹒跚的） under a huge buck（雄鹿...

A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for the pri...