英语笑话大全

The highway patrolman sported a car driving dangerously slow on a much-traveled freeway. He pulled it over and found the driver to be an elderly lady ...

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?""N...

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared a...

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"The man says back to the blind man, "Look...

A man walked into the office of the eminent（杰出的，有名的） psychiatrist（精神病学家） Dr. Von Vermouth, and sat down to explain his problem."Well, you see, I&...

Last week I went to the theatre. I had a good seat. The play was interesting. I didn't enjoy it. A young man and a young woman were sitting behind...

Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was t...

Mother had decided to trim（修剪，整理） her household（家庭的，日常的） budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress drycleaned she washed it by hand. Prou...

Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory（炼狱） , being sized up by God. Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'...

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine（真实的，真正的） alligator（鳄鱼皮革的） shoes in the worst way, but was very...