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Flea... Can You Hear Me?
2023-12-05A redneck's trying to become a naturalist. First, he decides to study the flea. He takes a flea and puts it on a white piece of paper and yells: &...
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Bubble Bath
2023-12-05Why do rednecks eat beans on Saturday? So they can have a bubble bath on Sunday....
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2 X 4's or 4 X 2's
2023-12-05Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumberyard. One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk ask...
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The Magic Elevator
2023-12-05A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, ...
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Why Are Rednecks So Stupid?
2023-12-05Why are rednecks so stupid? Because when God was making people the rednecks were late. So God said: “Son I only have beauty and stupidity left. Which ...
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Getting Into The Olympics
2023-12-05Three rednecks were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village while in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, "Let's watch...
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Gatornecks
2023-12-05What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of Florida have in common? They both end up in trailer parks....
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Things You'll Never Hear At A Nascar Race
2023-12-05"None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth." "Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race." "Dating your own...
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Redneck Logic
2023-12-05Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the cou...
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Farmer's Bull
2023-12-05Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service 300 cows and all it wants to do is eat. Vet: Give it one of these ...