英语笑话大全

There was a men who is lost in a forest during a storm. He came to a house and knocked on the door. A farmer came out and asked, "what the hell d...

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years. ...

A farmer was worried that none of his pigs were getting pregnant. He called a vet and asked what he should do if he wanted more pigs. The vet told him...

One day there was this farmer. He had 3 daughters and they each had a date on Saturday night. The first date comes to the door. the farmer answers the...

"How was your first day in third grade, Johnny?" asked his father. "Good," said Johnny. "The teacher asked each of us to coun...

A mother taught her son to go to the bathroom by the numbers. "1. Open your fly. 2. Take out your equipment. 3. Pull back the skin. 4. Do your bu...

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time...“ A southern fairytal...

A Schneider driver was broke down on the side of the road, and here comes J.B. Hunt, pulls up behind the Schneider truck gets out and walks up to the ...

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence,...

2 rednecks go to a whorehouse and knock on the door. "What do you want?" "We want chicks!" "How much money ya got?" The ...