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How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married? There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck....

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!...

What do they call reruns of “Hee Haw“ in Mississippi? A documentary....

How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic....

Where was the toothbrush invented? Oklahoma. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush....

Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, 'Bout what?"...

Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years....

Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA....

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas Burned down? Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park....

A new law recently passed in North Carolina: When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister....