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Zoo Vittles
2023-12-05What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along wi...
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A Time-Share
2023-12-05Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed c...
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Mack Pappy
2023-12-05What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?...
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What O.J. Wants
2023-12-05Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA....
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Redneck Drinking
2023-12-05One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahea...
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Under Age
2023-12-05Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till s...
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Involved
2023-12-05What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck? The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved....
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Redneck Pickup Line
2023-12-05What's the most popular pickup line in Alabama? Nice tooth!...
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How Do You Spell That?
2023-12-05Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" ask...
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Kentucky Hotel
2023-12-05How do you know when your staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say “I've gotta leak in my sink“ and the person at the fro...